Actually it’s a boat WITH a plane. And more than one plane. Another one plane…and another one plane…and another one plane…and a hepiloctooper …and another one hepiloctooper. I have to say that we do get to see some pretty cool stuff, but PLEASE don’t tell Momma or Daddy that.
This time, our field adventure was to a huge huge boat! There were other boats around too, but we only got to go on the one boat. That’s okay, the big boat we went on had planes and hepiloctoopers on it. Really! It did! They were just hanging out on there like they were confused. So I asked them,
“You go fly?” But they didn’t answer. Silly planes.
There were nice people on the boat telling us stories. I love stories!! I wore Daddy, and Lyla wore Momma. I had to keep squirming to get people’s attention. Daddy used his angry voice to tell me to stop. Oops. I just wanted to talk to people!!! If people walked by without saying hi, I just yelled at them, “Hi! You go on boat? You fly plane? Hi! I’m Nate! Nice to meet you!!”. Momma slapped her forehead a lot and shook her head a little. What?!
One of the nice people who told stories stopped me and said, “Actually young man, this isn’t a boat. This is a ship!” Who’s HE calling young? A ship? Okay. Sure. “Oh, I see,” I answered him. Get it? Like a boat, in the ocean, or a sea…and I said see?! Okay, maybe Momma helped me with that one, because I don’t get it. So it’s a ship. Okay. Fine.
So this boat…I mean SHIP was so super cool. I wish I could take it home. There were planes. Oh, I think I told you that. And hepiloctoopers. Wait, did I say that too? These planes and hepiloctoopers helped a lot of boys and girls. And also there were special plane thingies that touched the moon! Yea! Like they took boys to the moon!!! I see the moon at night. I wonder if I could go to the moon?! I even got to touch one of the planes! We went down small stairs, had to duck and bend over, saw lots of beds where people used to sleep, some really shiny kitchens, even went on the roof and saw more planes!! I……LOVED IT!!!!
You guys have to go to this huge huge boat…I mean SHIP!! You gotta see it. (Get it?!)