Momma takes lots of pictures. No surprise there. I’ve totally accepted this as much as I have had to accept that eggs don’t bounce (oh bumpers), that Lyla is staying for good (*sigh*), and that kitty food is for kitties and not little boys (hey- don’t judge me…the package said organic). Momma usually has a camera attached to her like a piece of clothing or a fashion accessory. Here is something to think about though.
One day I caught Momma watching me and Lyla playing with books and cars. She was staring with that usual goofy smile that makes me smile back. She told us we were her “I love you’s” and that she was taking a picture of this moment. I waited for her to get her camera, but she just kept smiling that goofy smile. I looked at her…at the camera across the room…and back to her. It started to make me nervous, all this smiling and no camera-getting. So I jumped up and ran to it, but she stopped me. After laughing a little, she told me that she didn’t need a camera for this because she was taking a picture with her mind, and tucking it away to remember. Uuhhhhh….. Taking a picture with her MIND? Like superhero stuff? Tucking it away? Like she and Daddy tuck us in to bed? Wait, wait, wait. Some strange stuff was happening here.
After a lot of blinking, a big sigh, even bigger eyes, and a big quiet, I just gave in to the complete confusion. EVERYTIME Momma and Daddy talk about pictures, they have cameras. EVERYTIME!!! They even insult me with “toy cameras” to “practice” picture taking. And now Momma is telling me she doesn’t need cameras!!??? The confusion was becoming too much, so I just whimpered instead. Momma misunderstood this for whining and told me to use my words. I’ll give her some words. I have 427- eleventeen words to give her. But all I could come up with was more blinking.
Who ever heard of taking pictures with your mind??!!! I need to let this bounce around a little in my brain. I’ll tell you in a little bit what I come up with. Pfff….pictures with your mind. Pfff…no camera needed.